Doesn't sound like much if you say it quickly

We called in today at the Cave associated with our local supermarket. What a place!

I can now say that I have seen a Methuselah of Champagne. I wonder how many they can sell at this price.

Our needs are more modest and so we left with a litre of Pamplemousse Rosé (at 2,50 EUR) and a few beers, plus a nice Gewurztraminer. We left the self-fill wine at 1,75 EUR for another day.

Sublime to the Ridiculous - but which way aboot?