Moondance

evening all,

i have noticed that in the last few days our super-fast, super-giddy, super-advertised super pricey broadband seems to be running slower than a dog with no legs, in a cage, with a concrete slab on top, balanced on a dead tortoise.

I am sure it has no connection to the fact that "the dedicated service engineer who is solely tasked with keeping your line fault free for a limited time for no extra fee" offer has recently reached the end of it's agreement.

No, much more likely that it is some strange natural phenomena has caused it,  like the moon has been too big, or the sun is the wrong colour, or a swallow laden with a coconut has crashed into the International Space Station, dislodging their shrubbery (one that looks nice, and not too expensive...)

night all

Van Morrison