It’s just so bloody far away

Cornwall that is.

I really like it. It’s great. I just can’t believe you can’t get to it any quicker. I could literally be standing in the middle of Europe by the time it takes to get here. And travelling to it is ok (it’s not really) but being in it is better. So can we move it please? Ideally to near Richmond, which is still quite far away but easier to get to. For me anyway. Thanks.