Virtue versus vice...

To our pets we are their virtue (we took them in as unwanted pets) but to them they could be our vice (they have to put up with us).
We are diligent in how we look after them, sometimes they are the sloth in their slow behaviour.  
We show both humility as well as pride in our pets.
We show kindness to both our pets at different times but sometimes they show envy when we give attention to one of them and not the other.
We have abstained from gaining more pets and they are gluttons for getting extra food.
We have ensured that they lead a chastity type of life but they show a lust for exercise, food and attention.
We have to have patience with them as do they with us, I haven't seen them angry but sometimes we get angry with them (scratching the walls or escaping).
We are liberal with our food for the cat as she only eats what she needs, whereas the dog is greedy and eats her food as well as the cats.
But above all we love our pets!

We were told ERO have rescheduled as 2 of the 3 were sick...now coming 2nd to last week of the term.