How a Toilet Saved Your Life

My friend and I were sitting in a tea cafe thing, or as they like to call themselves the Wanderer's Cafe, for a good umm 5+ hours in the wilderness that is Michigan State University. So while we waited for Compelling 2012 to start we drank..I think 6 pots of tea and naturally we both had to do the number 1.

And this is what we saw.