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Spatula: a small implement with a broad, flat blade used to mix, spread and lift materials including foods, drugs, plaster and paints.
Derived from the Latin 'Spatha' meaning broadsword.

Never go into the kitchen unless you are armed with one. They can get you out of all sorts of sticky situations.