THE WORSE DINOSAUR JOKES EVER

Something to keep the Grandchildren amused.


A:  Tea, Rex?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A Thesaurus.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows its nose?
A: Out of the way.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Q: How can you tell there's a Stegosaurus in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't close.
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs.
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.
Q. What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you.
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyesight?

A: Do-you-think-he-saurus.

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