Weighing Day

Day 124

I am pretty sure when the HV said weigh me,
She meant go to the clinic,
Not the local Post Office,
Hey what you mean your weighing me here,
to see which God-mummy I am cheaper to send to,
(*I mean surely you at least courier me! I don't trust Royal mail*)
The women in the post office,
claiming that's the most interesting Parcel she's had,
and quite possibly the cutest
(*though I am not sure I like being compared to a envelope!*)
Ok Bored laying here now,
(*Oi put that parcel tape down*)
Someone cuddle me please ?
Well suppose it beats trying to Buy me in Lidils!


PS for those that also speak the parents language 8.034 translates to 17.71lbs.