Stuff* on the ground.

Best moment today was during a few seconds silence on my conference call I heard the chap next to me - rather emphatically - say on his call 'I will personally go round and pour brown sauce on them'. It was surreal enough - was it some kind of new threat? No, apparently he was just being nice and offering the people who came in early some brown sauce on their bacon rolls.

It made me laugh though :)

*Not the word I used.