The Cat sat on the Mat

The cat sat on the mat.
Chilling after the yoga class. Hanging with the Yummie-Mummies. He had a manicured beard and a man-bun. He wore brightly-coloured leggings and a smug, self-congratulatory smile. He can do the Inverted Lotus and, if you feel like it, a carrot and kale smoothie after the class. Makes a point of not looking at the ladies’ Lycra-clad legs because, you know, respect. And, anyway, he’s too busy checking himself out in the studio mirror.