I now know to wash my hands after the loo...

I spent the day in a training session designed to teach you all about fascinating things like pest control, contamination control and such. Not especially interesting apart from the slide show session which took part in the same room as the rest of the session but with the lights turned off. Cue me falling asleep momentarily and being caught (of course) by the instructor. Genuinely thought he may kick me out but, no, no such luck!