Biscuits

The packet reads:
There's a reason these powerful Texas Snaps ginger cookies are the Best you'll ever eat. They are hand-crafted with 100% Real Fresh Ginger & Field-Sweetened Molasses. A great snack for equestrians and their steeds, they are even better munched, while thinking Deep Thoughts around a campfire. These morsels will make horses obey, children snappier and old trail hands much less annoying. A promise from the Bakeroos & Bakerettes of Sweetish Hill.
After reading that how could I resist. Now to see if they live up.............