We are sorry to be unable to bring you.....

.... today's somewhat stylish angle on the Clachnaharry signal box, due to technical reasons beyond our control. (And I risked my left knee to get it.)Instead, here is a boat called the 'Iris,' which looks very stylish, but does not seem to go anywhere. I wonder if I could live on a boat like that, but then again, the weight of my vinyl collection would probably sink it. Extra: the bean tree.