Dog plod

I'm learning quickly that because you are trying to keep a house clean that Sods law dictates otherwise! So far the brand new sitting room carpet only two days old has been christened twice! First with a glass of whiskey and then with a bloody mug of black coffee. I could have killed Donald. There's a huge brown stain on a grey carpet. At the moment I'm trying to move it with carpet vanish. Failing that I will have to try a carpet shampooer and for good measure the damn dog crapped on it this morning. I dispair! Then this afternoon I go into the back bedroom only to find a heap of greasy oily tools spread out albiet on a wee bit of cardboard on my brand new never used bed. There may be a divorce soon. Dogs are easier to house train