Too many cooks

This is the view you get of your performing child if there are unexpectedly two parents attending class assembly and the one driving can't fit all of the children in the car so the other one decides to walk but the children cannot decide which child shall be sacrificed and then there was no sign of the cycle pump and then there was a cycle pump but no valve and then it was only ten minutes before the bell went and a mile and a half to scooter or to drag three children into the car and try and find somewhere to park and then the child that was going to nursery and being handed over in the car park was not in the car park with the usual parent at the usual time in the usual place and the other parent was too busy running along side the scootering child to call and then when the bell went and the nursery child was still at school it turns out the nursery lady was at nursery not at school and had to come back to school to collect the nursery child and while all that is being sorted everyone else who had none of that hassle has sat down first.