Anyone fancies a shag?

Well, Buckley's auction room in Glasthule is the place to go. But you will have to outbid the other aficionados of stuffed birds first. 

How could one resist this fine specimen though? With its alluring half smile and come hither blue eye? 

The 69 auction tag seems most appropriate here. 

For the pedants out there who want to insist that this isn't a shag but a cormorant, please stand up and ruin my (albeit easy and crass) joke.