The sound of silence

evening all

Funny how your day pans out sometimes.

I had planned a quiet morning gathering a bit of wood for the onset of winter and checking my bait to see if anything had triggered my camera traps.

Instead i spent two hours being silently stalked by a homicidal bovine with it's hooves set on silent mode,

in and out the trees like a beef stealth missile it glided, grim determination etched on it's seldom seen face, turns out i'd blundered into its territory and it was not at all happy until it had turned me into a soggy mass of splintered bone and broken camera.....

Fortunately i'd once been cornered by a marauding band of Morris Dancers in a tesco car park, so i had long since developed a "calmness in a crisis" attitude and using techniques honed by the Morris dancing experience i knew just what to do....

I hit it repeatedly with a big stick til it ran away.

night all


Simon and Garfunkel