Kasparov

"Let's play chest Daddy"
"wha...?"
"Let's play chest chest"
"Chess?"
"Yes, let's play chess"

Turns out the rules of chest are somewhat different to how I remember them.  While the laser noises and fighting of pieces was fresh and exciting I felt the rhythm of the game was a little jaunty due to my pieces being moved back to where they'd come from and his having an uncanny immortality.

Fun facts: Deep Blue was made from exactly 238 Comadore 64s and three packets of blue tack. 
Garry Kasparov or Gazza Kazza as his friends know him wrote in his official auto biography, titled "I'm shit hot at chess me", that he played his best matches el commando and would probably have taken up darts if the whole chess thing hadn't panned out.