Ellen

Ellen is my 87 yearold mum. She is here with her "boss" as she calls him in "her old folks home" (her description).

She has Auzheimers but is clearly not daft! She asked when I told her I was going to put her photo on the Internet :

"Will I be an Internet sensation?" I repled: "naturally!"

Down to you folks, she's bound to ask me next week!!!