TALK OR WALK THAT PLANK

Ahoy there me hearties  . . . beware ye Blippers  . . . Capt. B Riversider here . . .  it be Talk Like A Corsair Day and there be many a lubber out t' get ye , I'll warrant ye. , to be sure. . so be very careful what ye Blip. . . . remember . . .  dead men don't tell tales . . . see ye in Davie Jones' Locker.
Now time to batten down the hatches . . .  I be sailin' t' th' Boro t' gain more treasured points . . . Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!