Probably The Best Record Store In The World

Delete "probably"... Now, get this:

Security man: "You can't take photographs here mate."

Hirundo: "Yes I can, L (store-owner - have known her and hubby H for years) has given me permission."

Security man retreats, speaking into two-way radio, returns three minutes later, still speaking into radio...

"Apparently Jumbo's owner says he can..."

Hirundo ignores, carries on with the job... Ker-blip! ;-)