Disfraces exóticos.

 Sprucing up the shop recently I decided to bring the dress-up box home to give the contents a wash. The fishnet stockings and long lacy, lace-up and pvc gloves, and the (not in shot) leopard-print leotard with attached tail and tasteful bow ot the neck were hung out to dry. I admit to wanting to wind up the stuffy neighbours who always seem critical. The women had mild expressions of disgust but a couple of the elderly men got a glint in their eyes. Hope no-one has a heart attack....