Nasty Spider

For a few days now I keep feeling cobwebs in the downstairs loo. Nothing obvious. Just a touch of something thinner than a human hair brushing against the hairs on my arms. I thought I was imagining things. Then tonight, Hilary found the culprit in the basin. It's the only room that I haven't filled with conkers. That proves that the conkers work. My next mission, should I choose to accept it, is to gather some more conkers to do the downstairs loo.