What part of 'please remain seated with your seat belt fastened until the captain switches off ....' are you struggling with? Blokes in suits who think the rules don't apply to them annoy me no end.

In other news, my new airline that jumped in to take the routes of bmibaby is struggling, let's hope it's doesn't falter.




Bad things
Suit-knobs

Good things
Forceful stewardesses (ooh, can I call them that?)