Understated

The usual measured reporting about yesterday’s storm in The Record - reusing a joke in a way that reminds you of how much funnier it was the last time they did it.

In unrelated news, Brexit went completely down the toilet yesterday, with the EU finally getting bored of May’s rubbish, and giving her plan both barrels.

I mean they’d pretty much said all of this before, the surprise element being that they stopped sugaring the pill.

It feels we are edging towards either total disaster, or the end of the whole farce as we get the chance to correct our mistakes. Fingers crossed it is option two, with the heads of the leaders of the leave campaign stuck on spikes at the Tower of London to warn against this sort of madness in the future.