Locomotion

It was probably grasping at a microscopically thin straw that Kylie, the microscopical princess of pop, would pop down from the Castle tonight and flash-mob a performance of Locomotion on Stirling station's platform, with Rod Stewart kicking a football around, Michael Buble doing, well, whatever it is Michael Buble does, whilst the solitary passenger on the platform continued to eat his fish and chips.

However, they were obviously far too busy doing celebrity Christmas type stuff up on the hill to take the time out for that. Their loss, it would've been awesome and I'd have had a much more interesting blip. I'll maybe watch it when it comes on the telly and see if there's a long zoom shot taken from the ramparts that picks up me freezing my nackers off on the Forthside Bridge as the Dunblane train zips through the station.

That's the nearest I'm ever likely to get to Kylie in the flesh I guess.

Sigh...