50 / 50

"I assure you, I saw Maureen and Molly toss a coin before going in, this is not a word of a lie.
Maureen got the hair, and Molly got the beauty."

Spent the morning working copying and pasting from home, while keeping an eye on the patient and listening to some good old shite on Spotify (there is no way I am ever signing in via Facebook, I'd lose far to much hard earned street cred...)

I am now convinced that the sound waves produced by whispering "oh hi Mum, the kids are all in great form, none of them has been sick for quite a while" in a mobile phone actually carry vomiting bug bacteria within a radius of at least 5 miles...