Parent And Child.

Junior :  Dad, dad, dad DAD!
Parent:   What have I told you about speaking with your mouth full
Junior:   But Dad !
Parent:   Don't 'but' me,  I'm not telling you again
Junior:   Dad, listen.  That cat is on the fence, he's looking at us,  He's  ..........                      going to jump !
Parent:   Why didn't you tell me that before,.  Stupid child.  Quick let's fly
                away.

Many thinks to Admirer for hosting this Silly challenge on a Saturday.