The show must go on

Today people queued for up to four hours to hear Boris Johnson talk utter nonsense.

His speeches follow a clear pattern:

1. Stupid suggestion for how Brexit could work which even a five year old could explain to him why it couldn’t work.
2.Stupid catchphrase - “chuck Chequers”
3. Mumbling braying sound
4. Obscure classical reference, ideally in Latin, which only idiots find impressive
5. Inappropriate joke or comment

I imagine the Germans have a perfect word for him (along the lines of mutton headed brain fart).