Cumberland

My wife has gone to the cinema to watch twilight. this means one thing.... sausage for tea!

Normally sausages are frowned upon, because they stink.... and i have to cook them on the bbq. Even though she's out, i still cooked them outside, for fear of stinking out the house.

Abs (remember her, small thing, big hair?) has zonked on the settee, she has not been well. I'm now off to carry her to bed.