Fire-rules

Making a Queensland bonfire

1.       Inform William, Fire- warden.

2.       Water around fire site copiously

3.       Chuck some branches into fire pit

4.       Throw in a match

5.       Whoomph!

6.       Put in baked potatoes

7.       Bring out a bottle of wine.

8.       Keep checking area for runaway sparks.

Note Queenslander overalls. Russell says they are designed for airflow, Rachel says they need throwing out.