Exhibit B

A unusual find this morning. The banana was chewed at both ends which were brown enough for it to have been there for at least two hours. It would also have been eaten by something if it had been there for long enough. Anyone zoney enough to take a banana with them on their run or cycle will fear a lack of slow-release energy or potassium deficieny enough to eat the whole banana, leading me to believe that they were interrupted during consumption. I thus conclude that the person was abducted by space-aliens using the cover of the early-morning mist and using the banana as a tracking device, something I have long suspected. That's why bananas sometimes have spiders on them; spiders are the alien's allies and are trained by them to catch flies which the aliens eat as a delicacy.