My new hip

I asked the consultant this morning if I could have copies of the Xrays of my hip.  " You can pay for copies or you can take a picture of my screen for free". Luckily I had my camera in my rucksack. He was impressed - "Do you carry that always - "Most of the time,".  I said, "I never know when I'll need it".
The bad news is a tiny fracture in the remaining bone which means I'll be on crutches for another 6 weeks and I had better stop practising standing on the bad leg.  I thought it hurt.