This...

...is as close as I got to watching tonight’s Champion’s league football game. Mum went to watch it live, between Linköping ladies’ team and Paris Saint Germain, which is one of the best football clubs in the world.

But I love football, I said! I could even help them play! Or be on the junior team that collects balls along the sidelines. Worst case, I could be in the kiosk, selling hot dogs. Well, not real dogs. I said.

All I got was no, you’re not allowed. How can that be? There is something seriously wrong with people.
Extra is our team’s flags being waved.