Excuse me

Do you know how much gel I use to get this quiff?
Obviously it is not only humans that have bad hair days.
Quiff - is a hairstyle that combines the 1950s pompadour hairstyle, the 50s flattop, and sometimes a mohawk. It may derive from the French word "coiffe" which can mean either a hairstyle or, going further back, the mail knights wore over their heads and under their helmets.
Large is good