It's Sunday...

..so what more natural leisure activity than to take #1 son along to Crosby beach as a Gormley wrangler? Trying to get some pics for potential C-word cards, but won't be using the one he took of me tying a pink gift ribbon on the barnacle-encrusted Gormley member, or getting my wellies stuck in quicksand, or turning an interesting shade of blue with the cold. Minnie is not speaking to me after I used her best Santa hat as a willy-warmer...