This one's for Janet...

...the C word at the garden centre...
Roy needed some lawn feed to make sure the new turf survived well, and our very local place had run out - a bit silly! As she said, everyone is feeding their lawns now... so why hadn't they re-stocked we wondered???
Anyway - we went to the robber baron just a bit further away, where they have become less of a garden centre and more a purveyor of seasonal tat. We decided that a unicorn - even a twinkly one - could remain in the realms of fantasy at that price! It would almost pay for a ski holiday ;)
Thanks for the silliness admirer!