Cat catching

After 2 evening’s debate, it has been decided the cats are off on holiday to Shropshire with us to prevent further trauma and footprints in the floor varnish. Bobbin has been thrilled for days at the adventure of catching them with oven gloves and developed an entire disguise complete with mask to help the procedure.

Once house cleared completely, storage unit packed to the gills, cats caught and installed in the car, bobbin reassured them with tender lines such as “don’t worry kitties, it’s a really long way, you’re going to hate it.” Bear yowled for 4 hours, piggy’s spirit is broken and now just stares at the floor and dribbles.