Let Them Bake Cake!

It's the final of the Great British Bake Off this evening and there's many questions to be answered; 

Will Pru let the cat out of the bag again and why does she carry a cat in her bag in the first place?

Will Paul eat himself?

Will Noel take weirdness to a new level just for the final?

Will Sandi ever be funny?

Will Ruby's low cut top be cut even lower?

Will Kim-Joy's rosy cheeks get any rosier?

Will someone please take all sharp objects, shoelaces and belts away from Rahul and put the Samaritans on stand by...……… just in case he wins?

Will my soggy bottom survive the excitement or just get soggier?