munkie tea party

the house was attacked by giant squids in the night, i had to get up and sort it out. Jim had to get up later too, because he had to find captain barnacles, who could defeat squids should they come back. But jim can't find a bright pink sign that flashes the logo 'i am here!' if it were chained to him so I had to get up again and retrieve barnacles who was wedged between the bed and the wall.

I dont think he'd be any use in a squid attack, if he can't get out from between the bed and the wall.
the nut suggested a bigger barnacles would be a good solution, one that talks.

I spent the day giggling manically at Dr ranj on the telly.