Sweet talking....

As I was walking home tonight, I heard a fraction of a chat a lady was having on her mobile....

'So I didn't know whether to cross my legs or put my hand up (!!!).... in the end I called the police. And guess who turned up?'

(Pause.)

'Do you remember that PC with the hand?'

(Another slight pause while the person on the other end responded.)

'Well it wasn't him.....'

(I'm still wondering......)

Further to the lack of naughty nibbles at work.... a very kind customer dropped in a mammoth box of sweeties today - the weight watchers are already wavering.....