Paper Tiger

The big news today, apart from Trump behaving like a giant orange toddler in his latest press conference, was our current Brexit minister trying to wrestle the title of least qualified moron to hold ministerial rank from his predecessor.

He was SHOCKED, shocked, to discover that the UK is hugely reliant on the Dover to Calais link, as most of our trade goes through it. I don’t know if this is worse than the more consistently cretinous performance art of David Davies, or our current Northern Ireland secretary happily admitting that before taking on the job she hadn’t realised that people there tend to vote on sectarian lines, or whether they are all currently in a tie, but I have faith in Dominic Raab to bring it home in the end.