The choice is yours.

Well Emily was working late tonight so I was just making tea for myself. Do I be sensible and make something fresh, healthy and delicious?

No, of course I don't. How could I even think of doing such a thing when a single shelf of the fridge holds sausages, smoked bacon, mushrooms and eggs. Add in a small tin of beans and a slice of toast and you've got a meal fit for a king.