I Am Brilliant

at not keeping in touch.
Out of sight, out of mind. Not much

of a friend then. I do mean to
text, email, call you

(the thought is there) so the
out of mind bit isn't strictly

 true. And, to be fair,
 when you phone we (if I'm there)

 do have a long and friendly chat.
 We have the sort of relationship that

 means we can pick up from where
 we left off - whether it be a year,

 a month, or a week since you
 last rang me. And I'd like you

 to know that it's nothing personal;
 I don't often think to call

 anyone. Sorry mate. A
 humble apology is offered. I'll ring. Later.