Miss Roberts

It turned out that his new girlfriend was a teacher at the school that my son attended. I asked her name. “Miss Roberts”. It was only when I burst out laughing that he corrected this to “Jude” but the damage was done. From them on, our version of reality was that he had to address his girlfriend as “Miss Roberts”. And, of course, that he had to put his hand up to ask permission to go to the toilet.