Mr Pheasant

Today's the day ……………………. to rebuke

"Isn't it about time that someone got their act together and put some food on this bird table?" said Mr Pheasant in a slightly rebuking tone.

"And quite frankly, I shouldn't have to remind you.  I am the most important, gloriously-attired bird (see extra) around here - and you should be paying attention to my needs …………….."