Question Time

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I phoned the clinic today to check when I would get the results of the scan on my knee. I was put on hold while the call was transferred. There was an on hold message which asked...

“Would you like to change the shape of your nose?

Have a flatter stomach?

Combat the signs of ageing?

Increase the size of your breasts?”

FFS! I only phoned about my knee. Rude!

C