Paperwork

Will I (or the Broon) never be free of it, even on a WildWednesday?!

bumf
/bʌmf/ nounINFORMAL•BRITISH

useless or tedious printed material.
"most of his mail was just bumf, bills, and Christmas cards"

DATED
toilet paper.
"I've got a bit of bumf in case of air raids"