HOSPITAL USE ONLY?

You must be joking NHS, who on earth would want to wear one of these things outside a hospital. I don’t even want to wear it inside the hospital. It must be the most poorly designed garment known to man.

Anyways, I’m here in the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh at last. The paramedics arrived at FVRH around 1am, and I was here in Edinburgh about 2:30am. Bloods, ECG, consent form signed, and I should have a slot for an angiogram/angioplasty this afternoon. I think I’ll have a wee nap!