It's a matter of semantics

While Liz sat back supping champagne and selecting colours and outfits (well, that's how I imagined it), I lucked out with the weather!  

She was asked to bring her favourite accessories with her.  
'What are they? ' we cried with laughter!  
She redefined the modern, casual chick; I stayed true to tradition...

Suited in gortex and booted in mud, wearing two leads like a pearl necklace and glasses jewelled with diamonds. Even the girls wore their best jackets.

Who drew the short straw?!  
WE DID!
Can we go home now?